Honestly, I never thought I’d be this obsessed with homemade sorbet. But here we are. There’s something wild about blending ripe watermelon until it’s this vibrant, almost neon pink that smells almost caffeinated. It’s fresh but not clean — there’s a hint of honeyed seeds and that faint aroma of a hot sun-dried watermelon rind. No bullshit, I don’t care if it’s trendy or not. It’s just so simple and kind of perfect for when the weather nags you to take your hydration a little more seriously.
It’s not just a dessert. It’s maybe the most honest way to cool off that I’ve found. No fuss, no cream, just watermelon, a little sugar, a squeeze of lime. A small reminder that sometimes, the best things are the easiest to make — and to eat with your face. That’s progress, right?

Homemade Watermelon Sorbet
Ingredients
Equipment
Method
- Measure 4 cups of ripe watermelon cubes and place them into a blender or food processor.4 cups ripe watermelon, cubed
- Add 1/2 cup of granulated sugar and 2 tablespoons of lime juice to the blender. Blend until the mixture is completely smooth and vibrant pink, with no chunks remaining, about 30-45 seconds.4 cups ripe watermelon, cubed
- Taste the blended mixture and adjust the sweetness or acidity if desired. Pour the mixture into a mixing bowl.
- Transfer the bowl to the freezer. Every 30 minutes, use a spatula to scrape and stir the mixture to break up ice crystals and promote even freezing, repeating this process 2-3 times until the sorbet is firm but scoopable.
- Once the sorbet reaches a smooth, dense, and icy consistency, scoop into serving dishes. Serve immediately for a soft texture or freeze for an additional 30 minutes for a firmer finish.
- Garnish with fresh mint or lime wedges if desired. Enjoy the refreshing, icy treat.4 cups ripe watermelon, cubed
It’s weird how just a handful of ingredients can feel like an act of rebellion against the overly complicated. This one might be simple, sure. But seeing that bright pink scoop melt a little on the tongue… yeah, I’ll be coming back to this all summer.