Why I Can’t Stop Thinking About This
So I was chopping watermelon last weekend, as I always do. Except this time, I decided to cut it into long strips—not the usual cubes. It looked like overgrown French fries, which was a weird moment of thinking, “Can I get away with just calling these watermelon fries?” The aroma of fresh watermelon reminded me of childhood summer afternoons, but the texture? That’s where it gets interesting. Juicy, crisp edges catching the light, almost like a crunchy treat, but also soft and cool inside. I never expected to crave fruit the way I do right now, especially when it’s hot outside. Turns out, slicing it into fry shapes makes it feel less like health-food and more like a snack you’d actually want to eat. Honestly, I think this might be the most fun way to eat watermelon that’s not just slurping from the rind.

Watermelon Fries
Ingredients
Equipment
Method
- Place the watermelon on a cutting board and, using a sharp chef's knife, cut off both ends to create flat surfaces.
- Stand the watermelon upright and slice it vertically into 1/2-inch thick slabs.
- Lay each slab flat and cut into long, 1/2-inch-wide strips resembling fries.
- Arrange the watermelon strips in a single layer on a serving platter, ready to be eaten immediately as a crisp, juicy snack.
Notes
Paired with that coconut lime dip, it’s like tropical kick in every bite, without feeling overly sweet or heavy. Just fresh, crunchy, a little tangy—almost addictive enough to forget about actual fries for a second. Anyway, I’ll probably be doing this all summer now. Or maybe forever. Because fruit fries. Yeah, they’re a thing.